How I imagine it went downC.S. Lewis:
I made you a character in my book!
OMG me too!
You're the man who created the wardrobe that leads to Narnia!
Who am I?
But, like, a cool tree
when you think your cramps are finished but then
Just random gifs of some annoying teases we call “SJ-M”
the party dont start till I walk out
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Something ugly this way comes
Through my fingers sliding inside
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The New York Examiner - Wednesday, June 23, 1943
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How can you not love Robert Downey Jr. I mean come on…
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"Robert Downey Jr is old enough to be your father."
Yeah, the father of my children.
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h u m i l i a t i o n
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Loki, son, I need to talk to you.
You are becoming a young man. There are some things in your past that may come to light and your mother and I haven't told you before in fear it would upset you.
At the final battle of Jotunheim, I found an infant. It was small and malnourished - a child Laufey sought not to claim for its power was in magic, not in physical strength.
I took you from that battle, son, and your mother and I have loved you ever since.
Sssso... this is why you prefer Thor.
This is why I spend so much more time with Thor, yes. He is like me in that he has a temper to be tamed and physical strength he allows to take over when that anger boils over. Your mother is talented with magic and is clever with words as you are. Me being more like Thor doesn't make me love you any less than I love him.
... Does Thor know?
He will if you wish him to.
We aren't family, then.
You are my son by love as your mother is my wife by marriage. Blood means little in the way of kin.
But I can't become king of Asgard.
... Which is another reason I spend so much time with your headstrong brother as he'll eventually have to do public speaking outside of 'thor swing hammer' and he doesn't have the gilded tongue you do.
Ah. Well. ... Okay.
Okay. ... So he isn't your favorite?
Your mother is my favorite.
and thus the entire movie line was avoided.